

A Moron's GuideA Morons Guide to Advanced Roleplayers: How to Get Along In & Out of CharacterA Moron's Guide
Introduction) Welcome to our little guide. We are going to teach you about the wonderful people who rarely inhabit roleplaying forumsadvanced roleplayers! These roleplayers (scientifically known as Vancies [van-see-es] or Vanci [van-sigh]) are rarely found out in the open, often choosing instead to cluster together in tightly-knit packs of five to eight. Should you want to lure one (maybe even a few, since advanced roleplayers are often ecstatic about finding a fellow and will often introduce you to other advancers)


Guide to SuesGuide to SuesGuide to Sues
Thank you to the Field Guide to the Birds of North America/The Universal Mary Sue litmus test/RP forums for inspiration.
Introduction
At least nine documented subspecies of the Mary Sue inhabit the earth, each one more formidable than the last. This may not be an impressive number to a Sue Novice, but be advised that underestimating a Maryus sulutis would be the worst thing said novice could do.
Sue-hunting, taken up by only the most foolish and courageous individuals, is a rare pastime. Women who attempt to outsmart the Sue only find themselves feeling frustrated to the poi